How to size your finger like a pro
Alright, dudes and dudettes, listen up! We’re about to size your finger with a paper strip and a phone ruler. This is gonna be wild, but it’s also super easy. So buckle up and follow along—you’ve got this, buddy!
Step 1: Gear up for the mission
Here’s what you need, my friend:
• A piece of paper (not the one you wiped your tears with last night).
• Scissors (or your teeth, if you’re feeling gnarly).
• A pen or pencil (no crayons, Picasso).
• Your phone with a ruler app open. If you don’t have one, download it—don’t slack, man!
Step 2: Cut that paper, bro!
Take your paper and slice it into a strip about half an inch wide and long enough to wrap around your finger. If it’s too short, well… start over and don’t mess it up this time, alright?
Step 3: Wrap it up, baby!
Take the paper strip and wrap it snugly around the base of your finger. Don’t strangle your finger—this ain’t a rodeo, alright? Just nice and comfy like your favorite pair of underwear.
Step 4: Mark the spot!
When the paper meets itself, grab your pen and make a little mark where the end overlaps. Boom! You just made a tiny piece of history.
Step 5: Bust out that phone ruler!
Unwrap the paper and lay it flat on a table. Now whip out your phone and measure the distance from one end of the strip to your mark. That’s your finger’s circumference, dude. Write it down before you forget it—don’t trust your memory!
Step 6: Find your size, legends!
Compare your measurement to an online ring size chart. You can Google that stuff real quick. If you’re feeling lazy, just call me, and I’ll Google it for you… or not.
Here’s a little cheat sheet for ya:
• 44mm to 46mm: Size 4 (Tiny but mighty!)
• 47mm to 49mm: Size 5 (Nice, solid start!)
• 50mm to 52mm: Size 6 (A true champion!)
• 53mm to 55mm: Size 7 (Absolute beast mode!)
• Bigger? Keep goin’, buddy—you’re a legend!
Step 7: Double check, ya maniac!
Do the whole thing again because we don’t want your ring flying off when you’re doing stunts. Consistency is key, alright?
Pro tip:
If your finger feels like a sausage in the summer, size up. And if it’s winter and your hands are icicles, size down. Your finger’s a shapeshifter, man—it’s wild!
And there you have it! You’re now officially a ring-sizing master. So go slap that ring on your finger, and let the world know you’re a certified mf.